What would you say if you meet Carl Sagan

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What would you say if you met Carl Sagan?

The one of the most loves of my life is in front of me, waiting for me to talk? Whoa! Whoa! Wow! That is a great question. I don’t know if I could act normally in front of him, most likely, I guess I’ll be tongue tied and run out of words to say.

First off, okay, I would say what a great human being you are. Let me bear your sixth child? LOL! That was a ridiculous thing to ask. But seriously, I would tell him that! No offense Ms. Ann Druyan.

Carl will say no! I’m just being delusional, so why would I waste my time asking him that stupid thing. Forgive me.

Okay! I’ll start all over again.

Hi Mr. Carl Sagan, you don’t have any idea how I feel right now that I had a chance to meet you. It’s incredible. You didn’t know me but I know you, sort of, not well enough. Anyway, I’ve watched your Cosmos series and I considered it as one of the greatest series of all time. I’m not saying this to impress you, I’m saying this ‘because it is true. And I’m pretty sure you are aware of how great you are. I remember the very 1st episode of The Cosmos; a man in a light brown suit calmly explained and illustrated artificial selection using Heikegani – a species of crab native to Japan, with a shell that bears a pattern resembling a warrior face. Because of the belief that these crabs carry the soul of the Heike warriors who died during the Battle of Dan-no-ura- they opted not to kill them when caught while fishing. This group of people particularly selected them to thrive. Which for me is a great example to teach what artificial selection is for everyone. A man who brought us science in a language that we actually understood. Right there and then, I was hooked. You did a great job here on Earth, undeniably. Thank you for fighting for science, for fighting for the truth. You taught us to think for ourselves or we are just up for grabs by charlatans. 

You are one of my science geniuses, my hero who was responsible for my Cosmos consciousness. This awareness of mine has changed my perspective radically. From being nationalist (as a former idealist) to a human being who looks at the earth as one nation, as a whole, as a pale blue dot. Through this lens, you can see how fragile humans can be. Our ego was not visible in space and I think it is important to bury this in our minds as a constant reminder. It’s inspired me to look differently at my place in the universe and accept how insignificant we are.  I became what you called a child of cosmos. Your ideology is far more marvelous across the globe than you have ever imagined it.

It touches my heart in every possible way, which is not unlikely to happen – because you’re such an impressive teacher. I even hope that your Cosmos series could make its way to every home television or even have a part of the syllabus in every nation’s educational system. When that day comes, hopefully, that would be one of the greatest things to happen on Earth.

I’m hoping that I’ll meet a guy just like you. Imagine if all the political leaders around the world could somehow think exactly just like the way you think, this will be a better place sir.

Why so soon, sir? Why did you leave us so soon? I know you are now in the depths of the cosmic arena that you have always dreamt to become a part of.

‘Cos we changed, I changed.

Blank memories came down upon my head

I don’t want to live a life with difficulties

Feels like choosing between Pink Floyd, Ledzepellin, and The Beatles,

Which one is the greatest? Which one is the best?

I don’t know, but I often hate what I’ve become

What do I have now? More analysis and technicalities

Painful. Maybe if I choose to stay in my black and white bubble,

I have got nothing to worry about and nothing to blame.

Who breaks my heart? It’s the new me.

People get weirder and weirder, they are now all strangers

Strangers staring back at you with blank expressions and judging you.

I love the old me, but I know I can’t ever return.

-Joan of Art-

Intergalactic Laxative (my NO1 favorite donovan’s song)

I was impressed like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of Earthly regions to
Planets in the sky
With total media coverage
We watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we
Listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy
To be upon the moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
* Oh! The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there
Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you’re out there in the stars
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars
They don’t partake like you and I
Of beefy burger mush
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush
Absorbed by multi-fibres in
The super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle
Down inside the boot
* CHORUS
You may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid they consume
A pipe is led from penis to head to
A unit in the room
The water is recirculated, filtered
For re-use
In case some anti-gravity pee
Gets on the loose
* CHORUS
Wherever man has conquered on the
Quest for frontiers new
I’m glad he’s always had to do
The no. one and two
It makes it all so ordinary
Just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes
They had to shit and pee