I was impressed like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of Earthly regions to
Planets in the sky
With total media coverage
We watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we
Listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy
To be upon the moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
* Oh! The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there
Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you’re out there in the stars
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars
They don’t partake like you and I
Of beefy burger mush
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush
Absorbed by multi-fibres in
The super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle
Down inside the boot
* CHORUS
You may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid they consume
A pipe is led from penis to head to
A unit in the room
The water is recirculated, filtered
For re-use
In case some anti-gravity pee
Gets on the loose
* CHORUS
Wherever man has conquered on the
Quest for frontiers new
I’m glad he’s always had to do
The no. one and two
It makes it all so ordinary
Just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes
They had to shit and pee
Month: July 2012
PAUL (2011)! Not Your Usual Alien Film
Are you looking for a not-so-heavy alien film, comical and just a feel-good one? This is what I’m going to recommend for you. As soon as you’ve read this, you should grab the popcorn, sit on a couch and watch this.
Paul was a film about an alien named Paul who has crashed on Planet Earth he was captured by the Government but he managed to escape. Paul hits the road and bumped to a car of two geek friends named Graeme Willy (played by Simon Pegg) and Clive Gollings (played by Nick Frost) which was about to go to a comic-con event, and their adventures with Paul begin. They were chased by the Government, because they were still keeping Paul. Continue reading “PAUL (2011)! Not Your Usual Alien Film”
Best Celebrity Cameos Spotted!
I’m a movie buff (haha self-proclaimed). Classic, funny and sci-fi movies work for me. I don’t let my day pass without watching one, two or more films. I wish there were more hours in the day for me to sit around and movie marathon all day.
We almost have an O-face when we see our favorite actor(s) unexpectedly appear in the movies that we are watching.
Joan of Art's Ship of Imagination 